Thursday, November 6, 2008

My gift from Brandy

This morning was just like every day.


Normally, I get up, take the dog out to pee/poop, feed the dog, get dressed/ready, take her outside again for another round of pee/poop, and then finally putting her in the crate. This is my routine. Lucky me!


But... this morning something was off!


I get up, take the dog out to pee/poop, only she peed. That's it. OH NO! Schedule and routine thrown off!!! I take a breather, bring Brandy in and tell myself... hey don't worry, she will poop on the 2nd bathroom trip. Boy was I confident! So, I go get ready for work... as I brushed my teeth, I felt funny. Yeah, I always... I mean ALWAYS have this knack of knowing something is wrong. Kid, relationship, pet, whatever, I can tell something is off! Yeah, I was born with a 6th sense! :) Anyhoo, as I was saying, I felt funny. I began to panic... so I rushed to finish the teeth thingy, and the minute I walked out of the bathroom.... I caught a whiff of this familar stinky smell. OH NO, OH NO!!! So I run in the living room...


There it was!! A lovely brown pile of a small mountain! Fresh and hot! My gift from Brandy dear! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


Lesson Learned. Poop must on first trip! Force if have to! :)


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha had been there before and still smell a whiff. The scary part is we can smell difference between our. Cat and dog. Sigh

Unknown said...

love the sign!!!

Robert said...

wait until Brandy gets mad at you for leaving her alone in the house and poops in front of the door so it'd smear across the floor when you open the door... just keep an eye out ;)

or rather, a nostril out...